I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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