with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need to calm my uterus...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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