btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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