ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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