but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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