i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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