Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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