You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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