First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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