Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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