Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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