return my video game
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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