Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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