I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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