you have to choose: penises or morals?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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