I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
