I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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