Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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