I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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