I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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