:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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