All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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