Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Randomize
