i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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