69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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