I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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