Where did you get a picture of my penis
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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