every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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