shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
how drunk are you?
Several
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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