At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
