so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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