Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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