he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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