BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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