Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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