Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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