glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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