You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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