My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think i peed on brittanys purse
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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