The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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