Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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