People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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