Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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