That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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