Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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