her vagine was all disorganized.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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