Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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