We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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