Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It's never too late to be topless.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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