the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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