Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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