I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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