i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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