At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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