holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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