the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I wish I only lived at night.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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